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himagsikan2019-01-24 11:45 pm
painalty) wrote in himagsikan2019-01-24 11:45 pm
beach wars episode 1: i hate sand it gets everywhere [closed to mel]
[It's not often that Chaldea gets a proper vacation, not one they just randomly get Rayshifted to. It is even less often that all the male Servants get an equal part in the action and the fun.
The sun is shining brightly at its zenith, almost as if smiling down on the tranquil (mostly tranquil, anyway) scene below. Servants are either at the grill or mixing up drinks, playing in the sand, or swimming in the sea. And in the case of a certain Robin Hood, buried up to his neck in the sand watching the waves break and ebb.
The child Servants in particular were just too psyched to have the entire day to themselves and got carried away.
So when Sanson passes by, relieved from lifeguard duty by Nightingale for a short spell, he stops to look down at Robin's head, stooping a little and letting the whistle around his neck hang freely. He's only wearing a white shirt and black board shorts...and an amused grin.]
Pity they left your mouth free to run.
The sun is shining brightly at its zenith, almost as if smiling down on the tranquil (mostly tranquil, anyway) scene below. Servants are either at the grill or mixing up drinks, playing in the sand, or swimming in the sea. And in the case of a certain Robin Hood, buried up to his neck in the sand watching the waves break and ebb.
The child Servants in particular were just too psyched to have the entire day to themselves and got carried away.
So when Sanson passes by, relieved from lifeguard duty by Nightingale for a short spell, he stops to look down at Robin's head, stooping a little and letting the whistle around his neck hang freely. He's only wearing a white shirt and black board shorts...and an amused grin.]
Pity they left your mouth free to run.
100000000000000 years later haha..ha ON SANSONS BDAY
sucks, Robin thinks. this is what he gets for looking after a demon oni and an Assassin child and a Foreigner witch and EVERY OTHER KID who thought it would be funny to bury Robin.
but it has gotten exponentially suckier (somehow) when Chaldea's Edgelord Rank EX shows up to antagonize Chaldea's Green Tsundere Oniichan Babysitter. he had remained purposefully silent as he saw the doctor walking by him, completely fine if he wasn't noticed.
he glares up at Sanson, who is as pasty as Robin, but you just can't tell because he's neck-deep in sand.
when he yelled in the street, asking if anyone wanted his head, this isn't what he meant.]
Yeah. Right. It's no la morte espoir but they did their best. If you're just gonna stand there and grin like an idiot, you can move right along. There's nothing to see here.
HE GETS A TAG AS A GIFT, HOW NICE
Even if he still looks pasty, at least he probably covered himself in SPF 100 sunscreen. He can't exactly be a lifeguard if he's burned up like a lobster.
His smile fades away and he straightens up again, looking more like his usual deadpan edgelord self, and folds his arms across his chest.]
I was considering digging you out but I might reconsider.
[He turns away from Robin and stares out at the sea. But he doesn't leave.]
HBD HE GETS A GREEN HOBO
the glare continues for a bit longer, aimed at his back, until Robin hangs his head with nose nearly touching the sand.]
I must look really pathetic if you're actually offering to help me.
GREAT, JUST WHAT HE ALWAYS WANTED (NOT)
[You're the one who called yourself pathetic, Robin. Sanson isn't going to object if that's how you want to see yourself right now.
The Assassin glances over his shoulder.]
While it's amusing to see you buried up to your neck in sand thanks to the child Servants, I'm not entirely heartless.
[Just heartless enough to enjoy this moment briefly.]